I didn't write this:
Today's Lesson : OXYMORON OF THE
The SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program)/Food
Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is
pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered
by the U.S.
Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed
Animals." They say that this is because the animals may grow
dependent on handouts and not learn to take care of themselves.